STEVEN

The top ten reasons he is cooler than you.

1. Makes Chuck Norris look like a noob. 
2. Has an awesome walker.
3. Snores at 6 months old WHAT UP!
4. Look at those shades.
5. He can go to a Ke$ha concert and not have to hear her.
6. Owns a shirt that says "Hide your Daughters"
7.  He tries to steal the controller from Dad when he is playing video games.
8. He has not on but TWO iPhones, and thinks it is funny to get slobber all over them and give them back.
9. Rides the Dinosaur Train on a daily basis.
10.  Makes his parents the luckiest people in the entire world. Without him life would not be as amazing, interesting, or hectic as it is.
11. I know I said 10 but this one is important, HE LOVES POKÉMON (especially pig, thanks Uncle Sam.)
I love you Steven!
Dad